Good evening cruel world! You couldn’t get enough of me could you?! Well here I AM, talking toxic for your displeasure. This has felt like pregnancy; I have been so swollen with ideas, with bile and spit I worried that at some point I would soon split and spill my contents into the world wide webaverse and that time is most definitely nigh.
Stay tuned for pictures, videos and my most terrible tid-bits.
Prepare your diaphragms, Dis Charge has mobilised!